![]() “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” - Ann BancroftĢ3. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - NOT A BOOKĢ2. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” - Benjamin FranklinĢ1. “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” - Michel de MontaigneĢ0. ![]() “Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.” - Isadora Duncanġ9. After 10 years you need a club and spade. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” - Ambrose Bierceġ7. Like two out of every ten couples.” - Neil Simonġ6. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. “All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” - Red Skeltonġ5. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” - Oscar Wildeġ4. “There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. Invariably they are both disappointed.” - Albert Einsteinġ3. Women marry men with the hope they will change. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. “Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.” - Jewish Proverbġ2. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudnerġ1. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” - Prince Philipġ0. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” - Socratesĩ. “The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” - AnonymousĨ. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” - Will Ferrellħ. “Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” - Zig Ziglar TC markĦ. “In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.” -Helen Rowlandĥ. “Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!” - Zeenat EssaĤ. “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.” -Cherģ. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” -Henny YoungmanĢ. 150 Funny Marriage Wishes, Messages and Quotesġ. Here we are sharing 150 funny marriage quotes for you that you can use in your wedding invites, wedding signage, and wedding social media updates. If you are looking for some hilarious marriage quotes to add fun element to your wedding, then this post is for you. ![]()
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